Toag

I like role-playing games. Let me qualify that--I like character-driven, plot-oriented, role-playing stories led by a GOOD story-teller. Like my husband.

One summer, we were playing a really great game with an anime-like world, run by our friend Jacob. There was an NPC that he kept referring to as "the old guy."  Eventually, the old guy became TOG, and in his honor, we now have The Old Advisor Guy, or toag.

Personally, I think Wazir would be a bit offended if he knew what his title really meant.