How dare you? You though a bunch of puny SWAT jokers could get rid of me?
My döppelganger fooled you all with his capsule-in-a-ring routine--rest in peace.
The itches will start soon from the mites and bedbugs infestation I've sent your way... about now. And this is only the beginning.
My revenge will be terrible.
If anyone has spotted or knows the whereabouts of this villain, please leave a comment. The Webb Times reporters are currently trying to track down this criminal.